Ahh... Chickens...
Saw this the other day - was quite amused - especially seeing I went speed dating the other week for a laugh*
<IMG height=427 alt="Speed dating by Doug Savage" src="http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenspeed.jpg" width=408>
*Yes, this is all you're going to get in terms of gossip. Maybe, just maybe, I'll tell you more at some point...